IT HAPPENED Chapter 4.
By "REGGIE"A constant source of amusement to the average Englishman is the Welsh practice of labelling people with nicknames. In the villages such as the one in which we live everyone knows everyone. A man's home is by no means his castle. One might expect a friend to call at any odd,
inconvenient moment, and he would be expected to be received with welcome—and he usually is! Now, to direct a stranger to Mrs. Jones in our street we would first have to ask "Which Mrs. Jones"? "Is it Jones North, Jones Small Coal or Jones The Oil? "
We as brothers at home had a novel way of getting to know the inhabitants. Mother had a herb beer trade and my job it was to wash the bottles every Friday night ready for the brew on Saturday, which was fermented sufficiently by Sunday morning for our rounds.
With a bottle under each arm we sallied forth to get done by dinner, as this effervescent drink was intended to wash down Sunday dinner. Mother had briefed us as to which Mrs. Joneses were to be served and no memorising of numbers was needed. A name was an address.
There was usually some underlying reason why a pet name was attached to this or that person, Mr. Jones Pro Boers is self-explanatory. He fought against us and on behalf of the Boers in the Boer War. Then there was Mrs. Jones Gof (Blacksmith), the widow of the old village blacksmith. Mrs. James Arian Barod (ready money) was a woman who would never open an account but always paid on the nail. Jones Small Coal was the man who gathered up the siftings of the load of coal which was, (and still is), tipped on the road outside the miners' cottages. He gathered a huge pile of this unwanted coal and sold it to firms for making by-products.
Three families by the name of Williams lived on the opposite side of our street, and we used to differentiate by Williams Edith, Williams The Office and Williams Sincwr (Sinker). We will deal with the second named. An office worker in those days was a rarity in the district, and certainly a person to be looked up to. A man who went to work in his best clothes and got more pay for so doing was a distinguished person. I believe I am right in saying that his home was the only one in the street of a hundred houses which had a room set apart for a nursery. I was friendly with his son, who had every conceivable toy that was up-to-date was extremely benevolent and tried hard to make friends with boys of the rougher sort but all to no purpose. He was hopeless on the playing field and dubbed "useless" - Just another example of the care that killed the cat.
The son of Williams Edith was quite different. As one of a large family he was handy with tools, kept pets of every sort, for which he made the cages and hutches and eveings went so far, or should we say, TOO FAR, and made a shanty for a pony which he intended buying on his eighth birthday.
Thomas Toffee, so called because she made red toffee, was the guide line, as it were, for directing purposes. Theirs was a corner house and if we wished to direct someone to Mrs. James Yorkshire it would be four doors from Thomas Toffee. Jones 'Wara Pel (Handball Player) lived half-way along the nether block. This was once a popular sport but was dying out even in those days. The enclosure in which it was played was constructed similar to a huge cheese dish and the player had to keep the ball going against the wall with hands only no footwork. Only one of these structures is known to me to be still standing in the district. It is at Nelson Village, where it occupies a very prominent position in the village square.
Williams Sincwr was the man who helped to sink the pit, and it became his duty in subsequent years to keep the walls of the shaft in good order. Clad in yellow oilskin I had often seen him getting into the cage to descend the shaft which is over half a mile deep.
We nippers could look down this black hole which appeared to narrow abruptly, and see Williams, not in the cage but ON it, walk about easily with trowel and cement board patching up holes where the river trickled in.
My mind ponders the might-have-beens of history. What if man had never discovered that there were coal seams? Let us imagine the scene when a company is formed for the purpose of "mining and merchandising coal.” A few officials gather round. A large circle is drawn in the grass to mark the opening of the yawning chasm out of which millions of tons of coal will issue forth. No thought is in the minds of these well-meaning men at this moment of ceremony in describing this circle of the hundreds of injured and dead bodies that will also issue forth!
How green, dewy and fresh is the beautiful vale which will eventually become so desecrated and contaminated by coal dust that even the flowers grow ill; the once infested trout stream looks more like ink; the linnets, finches and wagtails betake themselves to purer climes, away from the depredations of man. The sinker gets to work and the bowels of the earth are emptied. Where ? Anywhere ! On fernland, lee and dell. As the vomit increases more space is needed. Tipping gathers momentum, until, for miles Around the distilling of coal dust spoils all vegetation. Very old inhabitants tell me that a squirrel could travel on trees the length of the vale—so well-wooded was the hillside. In mv early boyhood, it would take a kangaroo to do that; But to-day we need a helicopter to take us from tree to tree - so devoid of trees has the place
become.
November 1956
Williams Sincwr or
Williams the ponies?